this exists
Anonymous asked: Do you every look at yourself in the mirror and think “Damn that’s sexy.”? Specifically, do you do that while shirt-less?

flamingbuttwind:

you just haven’t seen me shirtless

well actually that’s a straight-up lie and I agree with that anon so

bethosaurus:

hobbit-queen:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

it’s hard running a blog about Tim’s nipple hair

it’s hard and no-one understands

Namely when it’s hard to find more shirtless Tim pictures.

DEAR TIM

WE HAVE BLOGS TO RUN BUT WE NEED THINGS TO POST TO THEM

PLEASE HELP RECTIFY THIS SITUATION

THANK YOU, THE PEOPLE OF TIMBLR

we are brothers and sisters in pain

pain from lack of pictures

I have a submit box

no-one has to know

it’s hard running a blog about Tim’s nipple hair

it’s hard and no-one understands

swag-bruceington:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

FYTSS has it easy

This is what I have

THIS IS ALL I HAVE

SHUDDUP YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

YOU DON’T KNOW MINE!

IT’S SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MAYBE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE #SIDEBURNPROBLEMS YOU DON’T KNOW

MAYBE I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE #NIPPLEPROBLEMS

HOW ABOUT THAT DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT

MAYBE I’M CRYING BECAUSE YOU’RE CRYING AND CYBERBULLYING ME, HOW ABOUT THAT

HOW AM I CYBERBULLYING YOU

YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE PICTURES

WHAT DO I HAVE

2 PICTURES AND A DRINKING PROBLEM

YOU ARE THE 1%

LOOK I’M SORRY I’M SO PERFECT BUT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS AND THOSE FEELINGS ARE PAIN

I WOULD SHARE ALL THIS HAIR BUT IT IS ON HIS FACE SO

DON’T LIE YOU WOULDN’T SHARE. EVEN IF YOU COULD YOU WOULDN’T. 99% SOLIDARITY BROTHER

DON’T JUDGE ME YOU DON’T KNOW

I think you need to CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE right now

I am living in a house made out of damp paper plates and my computer relies on the conductivity of my tears and SIDEBURNS ARE ALL I HAVE it’s all I knowwww 

I’m stealing my work’s wifi to run this blog because my lack of content drove me to alcoholism and now I’m homeless and all my co-workers are JUDGING ME because they saw what I’m doing SO DON’T EVEN START TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOUR HARDSHIPS

WELL LET ME TELL YOU A STORY about how one day this blog had been created and all of my friends and acquaintances said “What blog is that” and I said “Fuck Yeah Tim Sutt—” and they immediately never spoke to me again and then my phone rang and it was my family disowning me and if only I could run out of content so that I could pick up the shards of my life BUT NO I AM FOREVER DOOMED TO THIS 

Well
This is awkward
Because I can reblog any part of Tim that I want????

why is this back

I HAD FORGOTTEN

cosmo tip #67

expertcosmotips:

dedicate an entire tumblr to you man’s balls 

is nipple hair close enough or does it have to be about his balls

Tim Nipple

m-fing-slender-man-on-a-plane:

Go away. Don’t show up when people are probably watching me scroll through here. I’ve seen the same post about you like 10 times already.

no shut up his nipples need to be everywhere obviously?

also someone caught me with the picture of him shirtless up on my phone and it was humiliating everyone else needs to know this pain

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

FYTSS has it easy

This is what I have

THIS IS ALL I HAVE

SHUDDUP YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

YOU DON’T KNOW MINE!

IT’S SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MAYBE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE #SIDEBURNPROBLEMS YOU DON’T KNOW

MAYBE I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE #NIPPLEPROBLEMS

HOW ABOUT THAT DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT

MAYBE I’M CRYING BECAUSE YOU’RE CRYING AND CYBERBULLYING ME, HOW ABOUT THAT

HOW AM I CYBERBULLYING YOU

YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE PICTURES

WHAT DO I HAVE

2 PICTURES AND A DRINKING PROBLEM

YOU ARE THE 1%

LOOK I’M SORRY I’M SO PERFECT BUT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS AND THOSE FEELINGS ARE PAIN

I WOULD SHARE ALL THIS HAIR BUT IT IS ON HIS FACE SO

DON’T LIE YOU WOULDN’T SHARE. EVEN IF YOU COULD YOU WOULDN’T. 99% SOLIDARITY BROTHER

DON’T JUDGE ME YOU DON’T KNOW

I think you need to CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE right now

I am living in a house made out of damp paper plates and my computer relies on the conductivity of my tears and SIDEBURNS ARE ALL I HAVE it’s all I knowwww 

I’m stealing my work’s wifi to run this blog because my lack of content drove me to alcoholism and now I’m homeless and all my co-workers are JUDGING ME because they saw what I’m doing SO DON’T EVEN START TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOUR HARDSHIPS

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

FYTSS has it easy

This is what I have

THIS IS ALL I HAVE

SHUDDUP YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

YOU DON’T KNOW MINE!

IT’S SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MAYBE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE #SIDEBURNPROBLEMS YOU DON’T KNOW

MAYBE I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE #NIPPLEPROBLEMS

HOW ABOUT THAT DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT

MAYBE I’M CRYING BECAUSE YOU’RE CRYING AND CYBERBULLYING ME, HOW ABOUT THAT

HOW AM I CYBERBULLYING YOU

YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE PICTURES

WHAT DO I HAVE

2 PICTURES AND A DRINKING PROBLEM

YOU ARE THE 1%

LOOK I’M SORRY I’M SO PERFECT BUT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS AND THOSE FEELINGS ARE PAIN

I WOULD SHARE ALL THIS HAIR BUT IT IS ON HIS FACE SO

DON’T LIE YOU WOULDN’T SHARE. EVEN IF YOU COULD YOU WOULDN’T. 99% SOLIDARITY BROTHER

DON’T JUDGE ME YOU DON’T KNOW

I think you need to CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE right now

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

FYTSS has it easy

This is what I have

THIS IS ALL I HAVE

SHUDDUP YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

YOU DON’T KNOW MINE!

IT’S SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MAYBE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE #SIDEBURNPROBLEMS YOU DON’T KNOW

MAYBE I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE #NIPPLEPROBLEMS

HOW ABOUT THAT DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT

MAYBE I’M CRYING BECAUSE YOU’RE CRYING AND CYBERBULLYING ME, HOW ABOUT THAT

HOW AM I CYBERBULLYING YOU

YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE PICTURES

WHAT DO I HAVE

2 PICTURES AND A DRINKING PROBLEM

YOU ARE THE 1%

LOOK I’M SORRY I’M SO PERFECT BUT I STILL HAVE FEELINGS AND THOSE FEELINGS ARE PAIN

I WOULD SHARE ALL THIS HAIR BUT IT IS ON HIS FACE SO

DON’T LIE YOU WOULDN’T SHARE. EVEN IF YOU COULD YOU WOULDN’T. 99% SOLIDARITY BROTHER

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

fuckyeahtimsuttonssideburns:

fuckyeahtimsnipplehair:

FYTSS has it easy

This is what I have

THIS IS ALL I HAVE

SHUDDUP YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

YOU DON’T KNOW MINE!

IT’S SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

MAYBE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE #SIDEBURNPROBLEMS YOU DON’T KNOW

MAYBE I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE #NIPPLEPROBLEMS

HOW ABOUT THAT DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT

MAYBE I’M CRYING BECAUSE YOU’RE CRYING AND CYBERBULLYING ME, HOW ABOUT THAT

HOW AM I CYBERBULLYING YOU

YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE PICTURES

WHAT DO I HAVE

2 PICTURES AND A DRINKING PROBLEM

YOU ARE THE 1%